Thursday, April 16, 2009

THoroughly Useless (THU) Thursday - Two Things

First THoroughly Useless thing:

These two people.

Ugh. I understand they are facing charges. If you ask me, it's the wrong way to go. I think Domino's should estimate the business lost and litigate to get their wages - if they ever work again - garnished at 25% until the money is made up...which will pretty much be the rest of their lives. Apologies for the sound. It was the only one I could find that wasn't from a newscast, but apparently the poster thought it would be artsy to add the reverb.

Second THoroughly Useless thing:

My brain right now. My clunky, cement-filled, dry brain filled with painfully linear thought processes. Absolutely 0.0 on the creativity scale, so I have to resort to low hanging fruit like this shit.

Man, when you hit a dry spell, you hit a dry spell.


Randal Graves said...

Fruits (and vegetables) are healthy. What kills me about crap like this is you know fast food employees eat at other fast food places, given their often strange hours.

Perhaps it's some subconscious karma thing, I put boogers on your pizza so it's only right that I ingest boogers on a Big Mac.

Chef Cthulhu said...

Well you know, once that pizza goes into a 400 degree oven for a few minutes, anything that came out of that dude's nose that could possibly kill you is dead.

Heat lamps won't kill the booger germs on a Big Mac though.