Thursday, February 19, 2009

I've Figured Out What Be Ailin' Me!




Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Huzzahosis
Cause:monkey bite
Symptoms:screaming, grunting, abdominal swelling, sarcasm
Cure:click heels together three times
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:


h/t replicant

3 comments:

JP Burke said...

GOOOOOOOOOD Morning. Pancake batter? Ugh.

Randal Graves said...

I've got Randal Graves' Syndrome.

Why me?

Mary Ellen said...

Ok...here's my disease. I knew it was something like that, especially the part about the halo...I can't lose the damn thing no matter how many times I ask Randal to show me pics of him in his underwear.

Congratulations! You are suffering from
Mary Ellenitis.

Cause: lack of poison ivy

Symptoms: halo, dry eyes, ankle swelling, excessive vertigo

Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up


If I put in my other name, "Nunly", I get this...

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Nunly's Lurgy.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: excessive fangs, occasional tongue retraction, hair tangling, talking like a pirate

Cure: Kryptonite


Ok..definitely the hair tangling and the pirate thing is obvious. Shit...I'm doomed, just like Superman.