These...these are my MEMEs!
The first is the "Random Song Answer Meme" that circulates on Facebook, but I saw it here. It has 18 questions, and it works like this:
1. Put your iPod/Tunes on shuffle. Or, if you're a Luddite, blindfold yourself and stand in front of your record collection.
2. For each question, press the next button.
3. You must write down the title of the song, no matter how silly or embarrassing.
4. You may comment on songs in brackets after the song name. In this case, I listed the artist.
So here goes...
1. What do your friends think of you? 100 Punks (Generation X)
2. If someone says "Is this ok?" you say: Ogdru Jahad (The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets)
3. What do you like in a guy/girl? I Don't Like Mondays (The Boomtown Rats)
4. How do you feel today? Frank Mills (The Lemonheads)
5. What is your life's purpose? Rosealia (Better Than Ezra)
6. What is your motto? Not Sleeping Around (Ned's Atomic Dustbin)
7. What do you think about very often? I'm a Disco Dancer And A Sweet Romancer (Christopher Just)
8. What do you think of your best friend? People Who Died (Jim Carroll Band)
9. What do you think of the person you like? Ask (The Smiths)
10. What is your life story? I Ran (A Flock of Seagulls)
11. What do you want to be when you grow up? Whiskey Johnny (Traditional Sea Shanty)
12. What do you think of when you see the person you like? Moonlight Sonata
13. What will you dance to at your wedding? Waiting (Cake)
14. What will they play at your funeral? Never Say Never (Romeo Void)
15. What is your hobby/interest? Greenland Whale Fisheries (Van Dyke Parks)
16. What is your biggest fear? Die Walkure Act 2 - Wotan's Rage (Wagner)
17. What is your biggest secret? You've Got Another Thing Comin' (Judas Priest)
18. What do you think of your friends? St. Jimmy (Green Day)
The second is the "Single Letter Meme". Found here. Copy the below questions, erase my answers, fill in your own. Use the first letter of your name to answer each question.
1. What is your name: W******
2. A four Letter Word: Wank
3. A boy's Name: Wanky McWankster
4. A girl's Name: Wendy Wankmee
5. An occupation: Wanker
6. A color: Wankjuice White
7. Something you wear: Wankstains
8. A food: Wanko Crusted Tilapia
9. Something found in the bathroom: Wanktowel
10. A place: Wankylvania
11. A reason for being late: Wanking
12. Something you shout: WANKER!
13. A movie title: Spanking the Monkey (aka - WANKING)
14. Something you drink: Wankshake
15. A musical group: Weird Al Wankovic
16. An animal: Wankodactyl
17. A street name: Wank Avenue
18. A type of car: Wankerati
19. A song title: Wank God I'm a Country Boy
20. A book title: Wank Waldo
21. A verb: Wank
And I tag....NOBODY! If you think it's fun, try it.
There...two barrels empty. Zombie blown away. Now where's my chainsaw?