Thursday, February 5, 2009

Double-Barrelled Boom-Stick Meme...

Alright you primitive SCREWHEADS...

These...these are my MEMEs!

The first is the "Random Song Answer Meme" that circulates on Facebook, but I saw it here. It has 18 questions, and it works like this:

1. Put your iPod/Tunes on shuffle. Or, if you're a Luddite, blindfold yourself and stand in front of your record collection.
2. For each question, press the next button.
3. You must write down the title of the song, no matter how silly or embarrassing.
4. You may comment on songs in brackets after the song name. In this case, I listed the artist.

So here goes...

1. What do your friends think of you? 100 Punks (Generation X)

2. If someone says "Is this ok?" you say: Ogdru Jahad (The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl? I Don't Like Mondays (The Boomtown Rats)

4. How do you feel today? Frank Mills (The Lemonheads)

5. What is your life's purpose? Rosealia (Better Than Ezra)

6. What is your motto? Not Sleeping Around (Ned's Atomic Dustbin)

7. What do you think about very often? I'm a Disco Dancer And A Sweet Romancer (Christopher Just)

8. What do you think of your best friend? People Who Died (Jim Carroll Band)

9. What do you think of the person you like? Ask (The Smiths)

10. What is your life story? I Ran (A Flock of Seagulls)

11. What do you want to be when you grow up? Whiskey Johnny (Traditional Sea Shanty)

12. What do you think of when you see the person you like? Moonlight Sonata

13. What will you dance to at your wedding? Waiting (Cake)

14. What will they play at your funeral? Never Say Never (Romeo Void)

15. What is your hobby/interest? Greenland Whale Fisheries (Van Dyke Parks)

16. What is your biggest fear? Die Walkure Act 2 - Wotan's Rage (Wagner)

17. What is your biggest secret? You've Got Another Thing Comin' (Judas Priest)

18. What do you think of your friends? St. Jimmy (Green Day)

The second is the "Single Letter Meme". Found here. Copy the below questions, erase my answers, fill in your own. Use the first letter of your name to answer each question. No made Make up shit if you want - it has to be real should be fun!

1. What is your name: W******

2. A four Letter Word: Wank

3. A boy's Name: Wanky McWankster

4. A girl's Name: Wendy Wankmee

5. An occupation: Wanker

6. A color: Wankjuice White

7. Something you wear: Wankstains

8. A food: Wanko Crusted Tilapia

9. Something found in the bathroom: Wanktowel

10. A place: Wankylvania

11. A reason for being late: Wanking

12. Something you shout: WANKER!

13. A movie title: Spanking the Monkey (aka - WANKING)

14. Something you drink: Wankshake

15. A musical group: Weird Al Wankovic

16. An animal: Wankodactyl

17. A street name: Wank Avenue

18. A type of car: Wankerati

19. A song title: Wank God I'm a Country Boy

20. A book title: Wank Waldo

21. A verb: Wank

And I tag....NOBODY! If you think it's fun, try it.

There...two barrels empty. Zombie blown away. Now where's my chainsaw?


MRMacrum said...

You do know what "Wanker" means, right?

When I hauled Rock n Roll I had no clue. Everyone in SHOWCO called all the brits we worked with, wankers. So I did also. One day the tour manager's lackey of Led Zeppelin pulled me aside and in a very unfriendly confrontation informed me he did not appreciate being referred to as a wanker. Buford Jones, the sound engineer was there. Buford is a hard core Texan. He came to my defense by telling this guy, "Well we don't appreciate being called Yanks. We're Texans." Later Buford told me what wanker meant.

Not being hip and but a lowly Luddite - I will have to use the blindfold technique.

Bull said...

I'm not sure what dictionary you're using, but I'm talking about rubbin' one out...

Yeah, Brits don't like it. Which is why it's so fun to use it on them.

Randal Graves said...

Do British used car salesmen sell limes?

Does Cthulhu know that you have A Flock of Seagulls on your iPod?

Bull said...

He tells me he's gonna' get to A Flock of Seagulls as soon as he's dealt with me for Romeo Void.