GOOOOOOOOOD Morning. Pancake batter? Ugh.
I've got Randal Graves' Syndrome.Why me?
Oh fuck...is it contagious? Should I wear a mask and gloves when I come to your blog? 8-0
Ok...here's my disease. I knew it was something like that, especially the part about the halo...I can't lose the damn thing no matter how many times I ask Randal to show me pics of him in his underwear. Congratulations! You are suffering fromMary Ellenitis.Cause: lack of poison ivySymptoms: halo, dry eyes, ankle swelling, excessive vertigoCure: cryogenic freezing until science catches upIf I put in my other name, "Nunly", I get this...Bad luck! You are suffering fromNunly's Lurgy.Cause: self-abuseSymptoms: excessive fangs, occasional tongue retraction, hair tangling, talking like a pirateCure: KryptoniteOk..definitely the hair tangling and the pirate thing is obvious. Shit...I'm doomed, just like Superman.
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