| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Huzzahosis | |
| Cause: | monkey bite |
| Symptoms: | screaming, grunting, abdominal swelling, sarcasm |
| Cure: | click heels together three times |
h/t replicant
Dagger Eyes (1983)
4 hours ago
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GOOOOOOOOOD Morning. Pancake batter? Ugh.
I've got Randal Graves' Syndrome.
Why me?
Ok...here's my disease. I knew it was something like that, especially the part about the halo...I can't lose the damn thing no matter how many times I ask Randal to show me pics of him in his underwear.
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Mary Ellenitis.
Cause: lack of poison ivy
Symptoms: halo, dry eyes, ankle swelling, excessive vertigo
Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
If I put in my other name, "Nunly", I get this...
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Nunly's Lurgy.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: excessive fangs, occasional tongue retraction, hair tangling, talking like a pirate
Cure: Kryptonite
Ok..definitely the hair tangling and the pirate thing is obvious. Shit...I'm doomed, just like Superman.
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