Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Another Movie I Need to Review...

Oh...

OOOOOOooooohhhhhh...

OOOOOOOooooohohohohohhooooOOOOOoooooohhhh...

BEHOLD!!!!


Behold that which is too good for theaters and was released into DVD just today!

And who might that big-nosed beauty starring alongside Lorenzo Lamas be? None other than...



Anyone guess what she has to do with these guys?


Click here to find out. (Oh...and FUCK YOU to MTV who won't let you embed the video. 15 years ago you didn't suck but about 12 years ago you turned into a piece of broadcasting shit.)

Uh...where was I? Oh yeah!!! Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus!!!

I've already reserved my copy...stay tuned for the review.

6 comments:

briwei said...

OMG! That looks frickin' hilarious. I await the review with bated, and possibly even baited, breath!

Beach Bum said...

Debbie Gibson was cool in the 80's but the one teen idol that I had the hots for was the redhead about the same age. I just can't remember her name.

Got to love a movie that has a shark taking a bite out of the Golden Gate and jumping high enough to attack a 747. I guess size does matter.

Randal Graves said...

BB, that would be Tiffany. Didn't she do a spread in one of the gentleman's magazines?

I have to see if Netflix has this movie! Long live Z-grade horror!

Mary Ellen said...

Crap...are you telling me that every time I have to fly, I have to get practically strip searched because the airline is afraid I might blow up their plane and instead I could go down because of a freakin' giant octopus drags the plane out of the sky? I need to rent that movie this weekend...and eat some sushi.

Chef Cthulhu said...

Briwei - yeah, good idea. Let me drop the bucks first...

BB - But Debbie was the purest...until Britney came along.

Randal - I heard she did, but haven't seen it. Some guy Rickrolled me once with a "link" to the photo spread.

Nunly - just don't take the sushi to the airport. I hear you can't bring it in or the TSA will think you're a turrurrist.

me414 said...

Ok Chef Cthulhu--time to get out of the kitchen and start making the rounds again.

I left something for you on my blog. Try to get past the girly looking icon, you can change that if you like.