Haggis in A Waffle Cone?

Think I'm kidding? Just head to Harrod's in London and go to the ice cream stand.

Posh Shop Sells Sausage Ices

I can just imagine what the menu board reads like. "Sweet cream ice cream with tender chunks of haggis and a caramel ribbon".

Sorry. I don't think Cthulhu would sell haggis ice cream in his restaurant. Shoggoth Cookie Dough is much more popular.

I think I'd rather have the Lancashire Hot Pot ice cream. Especially is they use this recipe.